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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Be the social butterfly that you are and you'll end up scoring more than Kobe Bryant. But make sure to express yourself in bed. You don't want to be known as Data from "Star Trek."

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Use that creative mind to plan a night that you and your partner will remember for decades to cum! Don't be too concerned about what others will think. Besides, you'll probably end up keeping it a secret anyway. Don't worry, be horny!

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your adventurous spirit will help get you into some good "trouble." But don't be too selfish when it comes to the giving and receiving part. Give a little bit, and they'll keep cuming back for more.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Be persistent with that person you've had your eye on - there could be generous payoffs later. But don't get jealous and possessive afterwards: it's only a hook-up!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Put your versatility to good use by trying some new positions tonight! Don't get too nervous or tense about it, or else tomorrow your body will be stiffer than an old guy on Viagra.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You could find yourself overwhelmed with a number of propositions, so be extra cautious when taking your pick. But don't be fooled into thinking it's the start of something serious. Say to yourself, "Relax, it's just sex," and you'll be fine.

Leo (July 23 - August 22) Try a little B&D tonight with your "slave." They'll be hooked for life from all that creativity of yours. Be careful though not to get too bossy: it's only role-playing!

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't let your shyness get in the way of a potential night of mind-blowing sex. You may be fussy at the beginning, but by the end, your body will be like jello. Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit (well okay, maybe a little).

Libra (September 23 - October 22) You may find yourself caught in the middle of a tug-of-war between two interested parties. Your diplomacy will help smooth things over with the one you don't want. But make sure you pick the right one: your indecisiveness could get you into trouble, and back to square one.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Because you're so determined, you'll stop at nothing to please in bed. The problem is it keeps backfiring on you when the other person doesn't return the favor. But don't get mad, get laid.by someone else who's just as dedicated as you are.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your optimism and jovialness will enhance your next sexual experience. But don't be too optimistic that the other person will be on the same page after telling them you plan to spend the night after sex.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You practice safe sex because you're practical and cautious. However, your greed for instant gratification can scare away all the people in your little black book. Meet them halfway, and everyone goes home happy.